This is the blog of a twisted individual. I will proceed with my plan to conquer the world, though when that dream is fulfilled I don’t know what I’ll do with it, but that’s neither here nor there. My scheme involves uber-cute animal videos, random randomicity, possibly some terrible reviews of movies, pointless rants on the most trivial of things, and other devices that will remain secret (and not because I don’t know them yet, because I do. Really, I know what I’m doing. It’s all going to come together. Just on my own time. They’re right up here in the ol’ noggin. *taps the steel trap of a skull she has* Uh-huh, yes-siree-bob. Just you wait and see.).